as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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