Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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