God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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