HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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