my mouth tastes like poor choices
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
