So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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