she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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