just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
