oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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