I got chris browned last night
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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