Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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