Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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