he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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