on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
