Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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