Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Brb crying the tears of my youth
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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