I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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