On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I skipped work to stalk him.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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