Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i just had sex bonerless
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Randomize
