Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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