would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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