literally had 100 drinks last night.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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