Is it normal to miss your booty call?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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