I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Your cock deserves a montage
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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