The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just want to make out with him forever
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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