OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
