Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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