Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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