When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Someone shattered a urinal.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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