help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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