whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Come back. Shots need mouths.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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