It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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