Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Drunk is not a location!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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