doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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