you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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