I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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