a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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