Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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