doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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