he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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