Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
