She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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