new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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