with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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