is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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