Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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