don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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