The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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