Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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