Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
