Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Randomize
