No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
