I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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