Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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